↳ "How small you are for such a great destiny.”
WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
Written by an 8th grader
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZINGI’m blown away, wow.
MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU
SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN
he broke character?!
YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!